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LONDON -- If there's one thing this series of Planet Earth IIhas taught us,Watch Project X Online it's that life is never plain sailing in the animal kingdom.

That goes for romance, too.

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During the final episode of the series on Sunday, Attenborough narrated a Great Bowerbird's attempt to charm a partner on a golf course in Townsville, Australia.

Basically, the Bowerbird is a collector: he gathers random objects (the shinier the better) around his nest, spends ages arranging them, and then hopes a visiting female will be suitably impressed by the display.

The bird in Sunday's clip was so damn romantic he even stole a red heart to woo any potential visitors.

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People were impressed with the bird's efforts.

Sadly, things didn't go according to plan.

After showcasing his possessions to a visiting bird and having no luck, our plucky hero finally resorted to his glossiest prize: the red heart.

"But he's made a mistake," said Attenborough. "This is not a female, but a young male who hasn't yet developed that head crest -- and he's making off with the scarlet heart!"

Yep: not only did he not find a mate, but he also literally had his heart stolen.

"It's not easy, finding sex in the city," concluded Attenborough.

Better luck next time, bird.


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